Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Vascular Surgery Training
The majority of vascular surgeons feel the field is now different enough from traditional general surgery that independence is needed, in one form or another, from the American Board of Surgery. The proposal for full independence was not successful, but a compromise was reached the opened the way to a Primary Certificate in Vascular Surgery. Vascular surgeons no longer have to be trained in or certified as general surgeons and training programs with five years of core general and advanced vascular surgery training are being established.
Surgeon General - Murder Was The Case - SG
Surgeon General - Murder Was The Case - SG Qban Spliff Mcgriff Allmighty Dirty Rhymes Lounge Battles WRC Rap Hip Hop Rapper Written
Surgeon General - SG Special 100th Video - Blood Drug Money
Surgeon General - SG Special 100th Video - Blood Drug Money Starring Qban SG
visit
http://www.youtube.com/user/SparkInTheDarkFilms
General Surgery - Ominous Lamentation
Instrumental from the Grindcore/Death Metal album "Necrology" by General Surgery.
I reccomend downloading it for free (and legally) at http://www.generalsurgery.nu/discography.php
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Surgeon General - Concrete Sizzlin - Special Animation Video
Surgeon General - Concrete Sizzlin - Special Animation Video
Surgeon General - NEW CHANNEL ANNOUNCEMENT
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"Killer At Large" (Surgeon General says, 'obesity is the terror within...')
Obesity rates in the United States have reached epidemic proportions in recent years. The Centers for Disease Control estimate that at least 110,000 people die per year due to obesity and 1/3 of all cancer deaths are directly related to it.
Former Surgeon General Richard Carmona remarked that obesity is a more pressing issue than terrorism, 'Obesity is a terror within. It's destroying our society from within and unless we do something about it, the magnitude of the dilemma will dwarf 9/11 or any other terrorist event that you can point out...' From our human evolution and our changing environment to the way our government's public policies are actually causing obesity, "Killer at Large" shows how little is being done and more importantly, what can be done to reverse it.
"Killer at Large" also explores the human element of the problem with portions of the film that follow a 12-year old girl who has a controversial liposuction procedure to fix her weight gain and a number of others suffering from obesity, including filmmaker Neil Labute.
The film features interviews and covers events with such notable public figures as Former President Clinton, Ralph Nader, Senators Tom Harkin and Sam Brownback, Arnold Schwarzenegger, former Surgeon General Richard Carmona and a number of bestselling authors and renowned experts like Michael Pollan, Barry Glassner (Bowling for Columbine), Dr. Kelly Brownell (Supersize Me), Dr. Barry Poplin (Penn and Tellers Bullshit) and many others.
This film will be released on DVD in March 2009.
http://killeratlarge.com/main.html
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Grind Time Presents: Surgeon General vs Dizaster Pt. 1
Another surprise main event battle from GrizzleMania. 4 Round Promo Battle
Make sure you VOTE FOR DIZASTER in the $1 Million Dollar MTV 1World Hip-Hop Championships by texting motv25 to 99134
Grind Time Presents: Unorthodox Phrases vs Surgeon General
Battle @ Redefine on December 20th, 2008. 4-1 Unorthodox Phrases tries to be the second Grind Time emcee to reach 5 wins. Will Surgeon General be able to take down the former league champ?
Saturday, December 11, 2010
General Surgery - Aterial Spray Obsession
Band:General Surgery
Album:Left Hand Pathology(2006)
Track:Aterial Spray Obsession
It's a Deatmetal/Goregrind band from Stockholm/Schweden.
Surgeon General - Bagpipes From Baghdad - Freestyle
Surgeon General - Bagpipes From Baghdad - Freestyle
Thursday, December 9, 2010
General Hospital - Luke Visits Nikolas After The Surgery
General Hospital
Luke Visits Nikolas After The Surgery
May 8th, 2008
After having a squabble with Tracy at the Metro Court, Luke goes to visit Nikolas at the hospital. Nikolas asks him how he got over Laura.
The County Medical Examiners - Cooperative Cadaveric Custody
Brutal goregrind. One of my personal favorite band.
Album: General Surgery / The County Medical Examiners split.
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Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Brutal Assault Vol. 13. - General Surgery (6) - 2008
Sorry for the poor quality! m/ Just4Fun m/
GENERAL SURGERY
Brutal Assault Vol.13 - Open Air Festival 2008
Pevnost Josefov
2008.08.14.-16.
La Jolla Plastic Surgeon
Dr. Tom Pousti is a La Jolla / San Diego Cosmetic Plastic Surgeon specializing in Reconstructive and Cosmetic Plastic Surgery and is dedicated to restoring appearance, self-esteem, function, and quality of life to his patients. After 17 years of extensive medical and surgical training, Dr. Tom Pousti is double board certified in General Surgery as well as Plastic and Reconstructive Surgery.
Anesthesia vs General Surgery
Perhaps this scenario is a bit of a stretch, but it's intended to be just for fun!
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Plastic Surgery Dr. Man Contourthreads
Board Certified Plastic & Reconstructive Surgeon
851 Meadows Road Suite 222, Boca Raton, Florida 33486
(561) 395-5508 Fax (561) 395-1839
Email: info@drman.com
Date of Birth: October 11, 1946
Citizenship: United States
Marital Status: Married, three children
Medical Degree: Sachler Medical School, Tel Aviv University, Tel Aviv, Israel, October 23, 1973
Internship: General Surgery: Tel Hashomer Hospital, Ramat Gan, Israel, 1972-1973
E.C.F.M.G.: June, 1972
Flex: June, 1975
Residency: General Surgery Residency: Montefiore Hospital, Bronx,
New York, 1974 - 1976
Surgery
Residency: Wilmington General Hospital
Wilmington, Delaware, 1976-1978
Plastic Surgery
Residency: University of Louisville, Division of Plastic and
Reconstructive Surgery, Louisville, KY 1978-1980
General Surgery - Video 1 - Maryland Deathfest 2007
General Surgery - Video 1 - Maryland Deathfest 2007
"Killer At Large" (Surgeon General says, 'obesity is the terror within...')
Obesity rates in the United States have reached epidemic proportions in recent years. The Centers for Disease Control estimate that at least 110,000 people die per year due to obesity and 1/3 of all cancer deaths are directly related to it.
Former Surgeon General Richard Carmona remarked that obesity is a more pressing issue than terrorism, 'Obesity is a terror within. It's destroying our society from within and unless we do something about it, the magnitude of the dilemma will dwarf 9/11 or any other terrorist event that you can point out...' From our human evolution and our changing environment to the way our government's public policies are actually causing obesity, "Killer at Large" shows how little is being done and more importantly, what can be done to reverse it.
"Killer at Large" also explores the human element of the problem with portions of the film that follow a 12-year old girl who has a controversial liposuction procedure to fix her weight gain and a number of others suffering from obesity, including filmmaker Neil Labute.
The film features interviews and covers events with such notable public figures as Former President Clinton, Ralph Nader, Senators Tom Harkin and Sam Brownback, Arnold Schwarzenegger, former Surgeon General Richard Carmona and a number of bestselling authors and renowned experts like Michael Pollan, Barry Glassner (Bowling for Columbine), Dr. Kelly Brownell (Supersize Me), Dr. Barry Poplin (Penn and Tellers Bullshit) and many others.
This film will be released on DVD in March 2009.
http://killeratlarge.com/main.html
PLEASE RATE this video & SUBSCRIBE
THANKS :)
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General Surgery - If These Walls Could Talk
From the album "Left Hand Pathology" (2006).
Lyrics:
The tiles splattered with waste
Intestinal fluids and sinew
If these walls could talk
They�d regale with tales of horror
An anthology of vitiation
If these walls could talk
Mute witness to the horror
A sanguinary cataclysm
Malicious vivisection
Vile dismemberment
An anthology of vitiation
If these walls could talk
A desensitized beholder
Of decadence and bloodshed
A murderous dystopia
Filtered crimson red
Cold harsh stone
Clotted with offal
A permanent audience
To regular dissection
An anthology of vitiation
If these walls could talk
Monday, December 6, 2010
Resources for General Surgery Residents Interested in Vascular Surgery
A general surgery resident discusses why he became interested in vascular surgery and the resources and opportunities on VascularWeb.org for similarly interested residents.
Sunday, December 5, 2010
Introduction to Clinical Surgery Lectures - 02 Pain
Lecture on pain from a series of lectures on an introduction to clinical surgery. It has been devised with medical students in mind.
Saturday, December 4, 2010
General Surgery on a Banana Tree
It's no secret Dr. Jane is skilled at handling a scalpel... but it turns out she's also pretty impressive wielding a machete! Here's how you harvest bananas Ecuadorian style!
General Surgery - live @ Obscene Extreme 2010
Unfortunately, I've used another cam, that's why the sound isn't as great as usual
Friday, December 3, 2010
The Ultimate Brutal Death Metal/Goregrind/Porngrind Compilation Part 20
Part 20 of the compilation!-
Bands and songs in the video-
From Beyond-In The Corner(Czech Republic)
Funeral Inception-La Grand Muette(Indonesia)
Funeral Rape-Gang Bang Tales(Italy)
GAF-Rectal Erupsion(Finland)
Gangrena Febrosa-Clitomegalia y Almento Del Lib(Brazil)
Gathering Darkness-From The Ashes(Spain)
General Surgery-Exotoxic Septicity(Sweden)
Genital Grinder-Pathologic Disorder(France)
Ghouls-Until It Bleeds(Italy)
Glossectomy-Behold The Stuck Limbs(Japan)
Gomorrha-Eating Dead Flesh Of A Grannycunt(Germany)
Gonorrhea Pussy-Yellow Tea For Free(Germany)
Sentara Spotlight: Dr. Mark Moniz, General Surgeon
Meet Dr. Moniz, a board-certified general surgeon in Williamsburg with a special interest in advanced laparoscopic procedures. As part of Sentara Surgery Specialists, he is one of many specially trained Sentara Medical Group surgeons raising the standard of surgical care in Hampton Roads. Call (757) 984-9850 to make an appointment.
Day in the life of Dr. Terryl Times, general surgeon
Here's your opportunity to spend time with a Sentara Williamsburg Regional Medical Center surgeon, meet his patients and see how
surgery puts lives back together.
Swedish Medical Center Residency Program
Michael J. Hart, MD invites you to visit the General Surgery Residency Program at Swedish Medical Center, in Seattle, WA. For more info: http://swedish.org/body.cfm?id=1985
Reflux and Surgery (Part 1)
Reflux, GERD, heartburn they are all names for the same common condition that affects millions of people. In part one of this interview with Ellen Beth Levitt, general surgeon Dr. Adrian Park covers the following topics:
Reflux symptoms
Foods that aggravate reflux
Lifestyle modifications
Medical treatments
Laparoscopic surgery for reflux
About the Expert:
Dr. Adrian Park is the head of General Surgery at the University of Maryland Medical Center. Dr. Park is also a Professor of Surgery at the University of Maryland School of Medicine.
Related Links:
Dr. Park's Biography
http://www.umm.edu/doctors/adrian_e_park.html
Watch Dr. Park Perform GERD Surgery
http://www.or-live.com/umm/1202/
Surgical Treatment for Acid Reflux
http://www.umm.edu/general_surgery/nissen_fundo.htm
Patient Success Story
http://www.umm.edu/general_surgery/sylvia_kramer.htm
Distributed by Tubemogul.
Thursday, December 2, 2010
"Killer At Large" (Surgeon General says, 'obesity is the terror within...')
Obesity rates in the United States have reached epidemic proportions in recent years. The Centers for Disease Control estimate that at least 110,000 people die per year due to obesity and 1/3 of all cancer deaths are directly related to it.
Former Surgeon General Richard Carmona remarked that obesity is a more pressing issue than terrorism, 'Obesity is a terror within. It's destroying our society from within and unless we do something about it, the magnitude of the dilemma will dwarf 9/11 or any other terrorist event that you can point out...' From our human evolution and our changing environment to the way our government's public policies are actually causing obesity, "Killer at Large" shows how little is being done and more importantly, what can be done to reverse it.
"Killer at Large" also explores the human element of the problem with portions of the film that follow a 12-year old girl who has a controversial liposuction procedure to fix her weight gain and a number of others suffering from obesity, including filmmaker Neil Labute.
The film features interviews and covers events with such notable public figures as Former President Clinton, Ralph Nader, Senators Tom Harkin and Sam Brownback, Arnold Schwarzenegger, former Surgeon General Richard Carmona and a number of bestselling authors and renowned experts like Michael Pollan, Barry Glassner (Bowling for Columbine), Dr. Kelly Brownell (Supersize Me), Dr. Barry Poplin (Penn and Tellers Bullshit) and many others.
This film will be released on DVD in March 2009.
http://killeratlarge.com/main.html
PLEASE RATE this video & SUBSCRIBE
THANKS :)
Follow me on Twitter (Jeff Figearo):
http://twitter.com/jfHEALTHYandFit
Reflux and Surgery (Part 2)
The advances in the field of general surgery, such as the move to more minimally invasive or laparoscopic surgeries, has been tremendous. In part two of this interview with Ellen Beth Levitt, general surgeon Dr. Adrian Park covers the following topics:
Types of laparoscopic surgery
Minimally invasive kidney removal
Surgical planning -- computer mapping
Advances in surgical techniques
Simulator training
MASTRI Center
About the Expert:
Dr. Adrian Park is the head of General Surgery at the University of Maryland Medical Center. Dr. Park is also a Professor of Surgery at the University of Maryland School of Medicine.
Related Links:
Dr. Park's Biography
http://www.umm.edu/doctors/adrian_e_park.html
Watch Dr. Park Perform GERD Surgery
http://www.or-live.com/umm/1202/
Surgical Treatment for Acid Reflux
http://www.umm.edu/general_surgery/nissen_fundo.htm
Division of General Surgery
http://www.umm.edu/general_surgery/
Minimally Invasive Surgery Procedures
http://www.umm.edu/general_surgery/mis_procedures.htm
Patient Success Story
http://www.umm.edu/general_surgery/sylvia_kramer.htm
Distributed by Tubemogul.
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Liposuction Surgery Video
This is an Abdominal Liposuction surgery performed by Dr. Art Foley. Liposuction is a procedure that can help sculpt the body by removing unwanted fat from specific areas including the abdomen, hips, buttocks, thighs, knees, upper arms and neck. Although no type of liposuction is a substitute for dieting and exercise, liposuction can remove stubborn areas of fat that don't respond to traditional weight loss methods. Visit www.DrFoley for more information. Subscribe to our free podcast on iTunes, Passport to Plastic Surgery. Foley Plastic Surgery Center Olympia, Washington 1-800-224-3775
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Anesthesia vs General Surgery
Perhaps this scenario is a bit of a stretch, but it's intended to be just for fun!
Colon Surgery
describes problems with diverticulitis attacks. surgery to remove portion of colon affected is shown
Sunday, November 28, 2010
General Procedures in Oral Surgery
This tape, with the use of a hypothetical patient, demonstrates treatment planning and instrumentation in Oral Surgery. Orig. air date: JUN 5 72
Saturday, November 27, 2010
Friday, November 26, 2010
General Surgery - Aterial Spray Obsession
Band:General Surgery
Album:Left Hand Pathology(2006)
Track:Aterial Spray Obsession
It's a Deatmetal/Goregrind band from Stockholm/Schweden.
Brutal Assault Vol. 13. - General Surgery (3) - 2008
Sorry for the poor quality! m/ Just4Fun m/
GENERAL SURGERY
Brutal Assault Vol.13 - Open Air Festival 2008
Pevnost Josefov
2008.08.14.-16.
Thursday, November 25, 2010
Graphic Mastectomy Surgery using the PEAK Surgical PlasmaBladeTM
PEAK Surgical has developed a family of disposable surgical cutting and coagulation tools to ensure that general surgeons have the technology they need for a variety of procedures:
The PlasmaBlade 4.0, which is designed to be used to cut through all types of soft tissue, including skin, fat and muscle.
The PlasmaBlade Needle, which has a fine needlepoint tip, is specifically designed for use in ultra-precise surgical procedures.
The PlasmaBlade EXT is designed for use in surgical procedures requiring an extended tip to reach deep into the body, such as small incision lumpectomies or axillary procedures.
The PlasmaBlade is proving to be useful in a variety of general surgery procedures, including:
Breast surgery
Mastectomy (single, total, radical, modified radical, skin-sparing, segmental)
Lumpectomy
Quadrantectomy
Axillary and sentinel lymph node dissection
Breast reconstruction
Visit our website:
http://www.peaksurgical.com/applications/general-surgery/
PreOp® Patient Education Biopsy Surgery General Surgery 2
http://www.PreOp.com
Patient Education Company for info: 617-244-7591
On the day of your operation, you will be asked to put on a surgical gown.
You may receive a sedative by mouth and
an intravenous line may be put in.
You will then be transferred to the operating table.
Your doctor will scrub thoroughly and will apply an antiseptic solution to the skin around the area where the incision will be made.
Then, the doctor will place a sterile drape or towels around the operative site ... Patient Education
... and will inject a local anesthetic. This will sting a bit, usually, the surgeon will inject more than one spot - in order to make sure that the entire area is thoroughly numb.
After allowing a few minutes for the anesthetic to take effect, the surgeon will make a small incision.
Once the incision has been made, your doctor will begin looking for the lump.
You will feel some pressure or even slight tugging or pulling - but you should not feel any sharp pain.
Once the lump is removed, the doctor will close the skin over the incision as neatly and as cosmetically as they are able.
Finally, a sterile dressing is applied.
Your tissue specimen will be sent immediately to a lab for microscopic analysis. Your doctor will tell you when to expect results from the tests.
Patient Education Company
Patient Education Company for info: 617-244-7591
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Loyola expert: General Surgery
Steven DeJong, MD, FACS, FACE
For profile, see http://www.loyolamedicine.org/find_doctor/doctor_profile.cfm?seq_cntr=479
Anesthesia vs General Surgery
Perhaps this scenario is a bit of a stretch, but it's intended to be just for fun!
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Sentara Spotlight: Dr. Mark Moniz, General Surgeon
Meet Dr. Moniz, a board-certified general surgeon in Williamsburg with a special interest in advanced laparoscopic procedures. As part of Sentara Surgery Specialists, he is one of many specially trained Sentara Medical Group surgeons raising the standard of surgical care in Hampton Roads. Call (757) 984-9850 to make an appointment.
Vascular Surgery Training
The majority of vascular surgeons feel the field is now different enough from traditional general surgery that independence is needed, in one form or another, from the American Board of Surgery. The proposal for full independence was not successful, but a compromise was reached the opened the way to a Primary Certificate in Vascular Surgery. Vascular surgeons no longer have to be trained in or certified as general surgeons and training programs with five years of core general and advanced vascular surgery training are being established.
Monday, November 22, 2010
General Surgery - Convivial Corpse Disposal Methodology
From the album "Left Hand Pathology" (2006).
Lyrics:
Pathological waste abounds
Cadavers lined wall to wall
Foul-whiffing stiffs all around
A bonfire would clean it all
Frenzied cauterization
Now seems slightly passé
A more gleeful method seems fitting
To spread havoc and disharmony
Dispensation of carrion embellished
In a delightfully mirthful way
The disposal of my spent toys
A most superbly distasteful fray
Mannequins discretely exchanged
For a different fashion model
Now view the spring collection
As worn by bloated corpses
The ghastly remains strategically placed in public spots
Much to the amusement of my like-minded pathologist chums
De-truncating limbs, slack heads are lopped
Soak the pieces in preservatives to debar foul rot
Wrap the stinking presents and then regroup
To deliver bloody packages to your front stoops
Blithely positioning cadavers on a park bench
Horrified children recoil and blench
Hang a corpse by its intestines from a nearby tree
For the public to admire my disposal methodology
Our gruesome tasks masked by off-putting gaiety
The jocular demeanour veils your repugnance but barely
Jovially dissecting and disposing of the gore
Our brash disposal methods leave you shaken to your core
Unauthorized surgeries
Dismantling anatomy
Solemnizing necrotomies
Convivial Corpse Disposal Methodology
Suspended stiffs on wires
Make for hours of entertainment
A pus-dripping puppet show
An enchanting display of debasement
The jovial sense of misconduct
Derived from the publics disgust
Young and old repelled by the reek
of rank, putrefying meat
The mortuary waste diminishing for every prank
Cadaveric clean-up of my vile, putrescent body bank
Tossing rigored stiffs from embankments and cliffs
Setting carcasses ablaze, and other procedures most comedic
Our ingenuity is tested when our patients die
Inventive methods of disposal our modus operandi
Villainy demonstrated with our internment techniques
Bodies stored in 50-gallon drums until they start to leak
Mincing the dead into finely ground organic scrap
Mulching your garden with our latest mishap
Rollicking through our disposal drills
Dispatching the murdered is better than the kill
Slowly dissolved in acid, encased in tar
Or dumped in plastic bags from a moving car
Unauthorized surgeries
Dismantling anatomy
Solemnizing necrotomies
Convivial Corpse Disposal Methodology
Sunday, November 21, 2010
General Hospital - Nikolas Has Surgery
General Hospital
Nikolas Has Surgery
May 7th, 2008
Nikolas has one last visit from Emily before he has the surgery, and she manages to leave something behind.
General Surgery - Video 2 - Maryland Deathfest 2007
General Surgery - Video 2 - Maryland Deathfest 2007
Saturday, November 20, 2010
Friday, November 19, 2010
"Killer At Large" (Surgeon General says, 'obesity is the terror within...')
Obesity rates in the United States have reached epidemic proportions in recent years. The Centers for Disease Control estimate that at least 110,000 people die per year due to obesity and 1/3 of all cancer deaths are directly related to it.
Former Surgeon General Richard Carmona remarked that obesity is a more pressing issue than terrorism, 'Obesity is a terror within. It's destroying our society from within and unless we do something about it, the magnitude of the dilemma will dwarf 9/11 or any other terrorist event that you can point out...' From our human evolution and our changing environment to the way our government's public policies are actually causing obesity, "Killer at Large" shows how little is being done and more importantly, what can be done to reverse it.
"Killer at Large" also explores the human element of the problem with portions of the film that follow a 12-year old girl who has a controversial liposuction procedure to fix her weight gain and a number of others suffering from obesity, including filmmaker Neil Labute.
The film features interviews and covers events with such notable public figures as Former President Clinton, Ralph Nader, Senators Tom Harkin and Sam Brownback, Arnold Schwarzenegger, former Surgeon General Richard Carmona and a number of bestselling authors and renowned experts like Michael Pollan, Barry Glassner (Bowling for Columbine), Dr. Kelly Brownell (Supersize Me), Dr. Barry Poplin (Penn and Tellers Bullshit) and many others.
This film will be released on DVD in March 2009.
http://killeratlarge.com/main.html
PLEASE RATE this video & SUBSCRIBE
THANKS :)
Follow me on Twitter (Jeff Figearo):
http://twitter.com/jfHEALTHYandFit
Thursday, November 18, 2010
PreOp® Patient Education: Biopsy Surgery, General Surgery
http://www.PreOp.com
Patient ED @ 617-379-1582 INFO
On the day of your operation, you will be asked to put on a surgical gown.
You may receive a sedative by mouth and
an intravenous line may be put in.
You will then be transferred to the operating table.
Your doctor will scrub thoroughly and will apply an antiseptic solution to the skin around the area where the incision will be made.
Then, the doctor will place a sterile drape or towels around the operative site ... Patient Education
... and will inject a local anesthetic. This will sting a bit, usually, the surgeon will inject more than one spot - in order to make sure that the entire area is thoroughly numb.
After allowing a few minutes for the anesthetic to take effect, the surgeon will make a small incision.
Once the incision has been made, your doctor will begin looking for the lump.
You will feel some pressure or even slight tugging or pulling - but you should not feel any sharp pain.
Once the lump is removed, the doctor will close the skin over the incision as neatly and as cosmetically as they are able.
Finally, a sterile dressing is applied.
Your tissue specimen will be sent immediately to a lab for microscopic analysis. Your doctor will tell you when to expect results from the tests.
Patient Education Company
My Favorite Grindcore Riffs 1: General Surgery - Fulguration
The first two main riffs of General Surgery's tune, "Fulguration".
Yes, i do know how to play the entire song, ill probably upload it later.
TUNING: AEADF#B
Lancaster General Heart Center: Cardiac Surgery
When its your heart, theres no such thing as a minor heart problem. Our Heart Center emphasizes cardiac education, prevention and early stage treatment. In fact, the comprehensive program weve developed has placed us among Americas 100 Top Hospitals for cardiovascular care (Independent nationwide evaluation conducted by Solucient, 2002). This tour features an introduction by Tim Zellers, MSN, CRNP, Vice President of Nursing and Operations, and a look at cardiac surgery offered at Lancaster General Hospital.
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
AGH general surgery residency roast
Selected AGH faculty and resident impressions. Recorded impromptu in one take, 3 hours before departing for Europe.
Typical Injuries to Surgeons with Dr. Adrian Park
According to the findings of a recent survey, surgeons who engage in minimally invasive, laparoscopic surgery, while providing great benefits to their patients, are possibly doing so at an increased risk to their own overall health and well being.
The survey, developed by Adrian E. Park, M.D., chief of general surgery at the University of Maryland Medical Center and professor of surgery and vice chair of the Department of Surgery at the University of Maryland School of Medicine, found that 87 percent of laparoscopic surgeons have experienced physical symptoms or discomfort as a result of managing the unique surgical constraints associated with laparoscopic surgery.
In this video, Dr. Park takes viewers into the operating room as he performs a laparoscopic nissen fundoplication procedure. Dr. Park explains the challenges of performing minimally invasive surgery and how these challenges limit the surgeon's movements and impact his or her body both during and after the procedure.
Related Links:
Dr. Adrian Park
http://www.umm.edu/doctors/adrian_e_park.html
Typical Injuries to Surgeons News Release
http://www.umm.edu/news/releases/mis_occupational_injuries.htm
UMMC Department of General Surgery
http://www.umm.edu/general_surgery/
UM Minimally Invasive Therapy Center
http://www.umm.edu/mitc/
MASTRI Center
http://www.mastri.umm.edu/
Patient Success Stories
http://www.umm.edu/mitc/success_stories.htm
Distributed by Tubemogul.
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Brutal Assault Vol. 13. - General Surgery (3) - 2008
Sorry for the poor quality! m/ Just4Fun m/
GENERAL SURGERY
Brutal Assault Vol.13 - Open Air Festival 2008
Pevnost Josefov
2008.08.14.-16.
Monday, November 15, 2010
da Vinci Surgical System: Surgery on a grape
Edward Hospital now has the da Vinci Si Surgical System, the most advanced robotic technology available which can be used for a range of minimally invasive procedures in gynecology, urology, thoracic and general surgery. For surgeons, da Vinci's benefits include better vision, more precision and more control due to the system's magnification and 3D capabilities, elimination of tremors and multiple degrees and directions of movement. Through da Vinci's robotic wrists which are capable of rotating 540 degrees, surgeons are able to perform movements that aren't possible with human hands.
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Day in the life of Dr. Terryl Times, general surgeon
Here's your opportunity to spend time with a Sentara Williamsburg Regional Medical Center surgeon, meet his patients and see how
surgery puts lives back together.
Why I chose Einstein - General Surgery Resident
A General Surgery resident shares her experience and explains how her expectations have been met through her first two years within Albert Einstein Medical Center's Department of Surgery Residency.
To find out more about the General Surgery residency program click here: http://www.einstein.edu/education/residencies/15-pi/surgery-general.html
Saturday, November 13, 2010
Colon Surgery
describes problems with diverticulitis attacks. surgery to remove portion of colon affected is shown
Friday, November 12, 2010
General Hospital - Luke Visits Nikolas After The Surgery
General Hospital
Luke Visits Nikolas After The Surgery
May 8th, 2008
After having a squabble with Tracy at the Metro Court, Luke goes to visit Nikolas at the hospital. Nikolas asks him how he got over Laura.
What Is Grindcore?
Idea/Video by Jay Decay
Drawing by Melissa Cardinale
Brutal Goregrind music by General Surgery
http://www.JayDecay.com
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
General Surgery Live at Obscene Extreme 2010
General Surgery dissecting the obscene masses at Trutnov, Czech Republic on 15.7.2010. GOREBLASTING NECROLOGIC AMPUTATION SPREE!!
Monday, November 8, 2010
Becoming a Doctor: General Surgery with Dr. Richard Prinz
Dr. Ogan Gurel interviews Dr. Richard Prinz (Chairman & Professor of Surgery at Rush University Medical Center) about the specialty of general surgery and some advice on becoming a doctor.
For MCAT prep, see http://www.gunnertraining.com/programs/premed
For Dr. Prinz's discussion on pancreatico-biliary surgery (aimed at a physician audience) see the 2nd half of the InTimeTV Insights in Medicine internet TV talk show episode "Update on Pancreatico-Biliary Surgery" at:
mms://68.251.204.75/video/intimetv/iim028.wmv
Sunday, November 7, 2010
Sentara Spotlight: Dr. Mark Moniz, General Surgeon
Meet Dr. Moniz, a board-certified general surgeon in Williamsburg with a special interest in advanced laparoscopic procedures. As part of Sentara Surgery Specialists, he is one of many specially trained Sentara Medical Group surgeons raising the standard of surgical care in Hampton Roads. Call (757) 984-9850 to make an appointment.
Reflux and Surgery (Part 1)
Reflux, GERD, heartburn they are all names for the same common condition that affects millions of people. In part one of this interview with Ellen Beth Levitt, general surgeon Dr. Adrian Park covers the following topics:
Reflux symptoms
Foods that aggravate reflux
Lifestyle modifications
Medical treatments
Laparoscopic surgery for reflux
About the Expert:
Dr. Adrian Park is the head of General Surgery at the University of Maryland Medical Center. Dr. Park is also a Professor of Surgery at the University of Maryland School of Medicine.
Related Links:
Dr. Park's Biography
http://www.umm.edu/doctors/adrian_e_park.html
Watch Dr. Park Perform GERD Surgery
http://www.or-live.com/umm/1202/
Surgical Treatment for Acid Reflux
http://www.umm.edu/general_surgery/nissen_fundo.htm
Patient Success Story
http://www.umm.edu/general_surgery/sylvia_kramer.htm
Distributed by Tubemogul.
Saturday, November 6, 2010
General Surgery Live at Obscene Extreme 2010
General Surgery dissecting the obscene masses at Trutnov, Czech Republic on 15.7.2010. GOREBLASTING NECROLOGIC AMPUTATION SPREE!!
The Ultimate Brutal Death Metal/Goregrind/Porngrind Compilation Part 20
Part 20 of the compilation!-
Bands and songs in the video-
From Beyond-In The Corner(Czech Republic)
Funeral Inception-La Grand Muette(Indonesia)
Funeral Rape-Gang Bang Tales(Italy)
GAF-Rectal Erupsion(Finland)
Gangrena Febrosa-Clitomegalia y Almento Del Lib(Brazil)
Gathering Darkness-From The Ashes(Spain)
General Surgery-Exotoxic Septicity(Sweden)
Genital Grinder-Pathologic Disorder(France)
Ghouls-Until It Bleeds(Italy)
Glossectomy-Behold The Stuck Limbs(Japan)
Gomorrha-Eating Dead Flesh Of A Grannycunt(Germany)
Gonorrhea Pussy-Yellow Tea For Free(Germany)
Friday, November 5, 2010
Plastic Surgery Dr. Man Contourthreads
Board Certified Plastic & Reconstructive Surgeon
851 Meadows Road Suite 222, Boca Raton, Florida 33486
(561) 395-5508 Fax (561) 395-1839
Email: info@drman.com
Date of Birth: October 11, 1946
Citizenship: United States
Marital Status: Married, three children
Medical Degree: Sachler Medical School, Tel Aviv University, Tel Aviv, Israel, October 23, 1973
Internship: General Surgery: Tel Hashomer Hospital, Ramat Gan, Israel, 1972-1973
E.C.F.M.G.: June, 1972
Flex: June, 1975
Residency: General Surgery Residency: Montefiore Hospital, Bronx,
New York, 1974 - 1976
Surgery
Residency: Wilmington General Hospital
Wilmington, Delaware, 1976-1978
Plastic Surgery
Residency: University of Louisville, Division of Plastic and
Reconstructive Surgery, Louisville, KY 1978-1980
Lancaster General Heart Center: Cardiac Surgery
When its your heart, theres no such thing as a minor heart problem. Our Heart Center emphasizes cardiac education, prevention and early stage treatment. In fact, the comprehensive program weve developed has placed us among Americas 100 Top Hospitals for cardiovascular care (Independent nationwide evaluation conducted by Solucient, 2002). This tour features an introduction by Tim Zellers, MSN, CRNP, Vice President of Nursing and Operations, and a look at cardiac surgery offered at Lancaster General Hospital.
Thursday, November 4, 2010
General Procedures in Oral Surgery
This tape, with the use of a hypothetical patient, demonstrates treatment planning and instrumentation in Oral Surgery. Orig. air date: JUN 5 72
General Surgery - The Succulent Aftermath Of A Subdural Hemorrhage / Ominous Lamentation
From the EP "Necrology" (1991).
General Surgery isn't just your average Carcass clone. Recorded at Studio Sunlight and featuring some of the most talanted brutalizers from the oldschool Swedish Death Metal scene, like:
Jocke Carlsson (Afflicted) - Guitar
Mats Nordrup (Crematory) - Drums
Matti Karki (Carnage, Dismember) - Bass/Vocals
Grant McWilliams - Vocals
,so you know this is some fat, crushing stuff!
I finally got this ridiculously hard to find "posterbag" version, limited to 2000 copies, with an awesome poster + sticker! Find one too!! Buy or Die !!!!!
General Surgery is an active band , releasing 2 full-lengths so far, check them out! http://www.myspace.com/generalsurgery
Lyrics:
A lustful necrophiliac, your carcass I explore
Your suppurating remains, I happily deplore
Lymphatic, runny fluid, is a sight I can't resist
Ichorous, reeking juices, I extract from numerous cysts
Skull a spongy mass, your profile inconsistent
Ears reduced to taps, a flood of red liquescence
Brain reduced to sludge, sanguinary feast
Coagulating waste, I gorge myself on pus
Lacerated organs, make me shiver to the bone
Whipped into a frenzy, I fillet, suck and groan
Memorize then masturbate, bloody, Soaked and ravaged
I scoop you into bags, a reeking pile of garbage...
Reflux and Surgery (Part 1)
Reflux, GERD, heartburn they are all names for the same common condition that affects millions of people. In part one of this interview with Ellen Beth Levitt, general surgeon Dr. Adrian Park covers the following topics:
Reflux symptoms
Foods that aggravate reflux
Lifestyle modifications
Medical treatments
Laparoscopic surgery for reflux
About the Expert:
Dr. Adrian Park is the head of General Surgery at the University of Maryland Medical Center. Dr. Park is also a Professor of Surgery at the University of Maryland School of Medicine.
Related Links:
Dr. Park's Biography
http://www.umm.edu/doctors/adrian_e_park.html
Watch Dr. Park Perform GERD Surgery
http://www.or-live.com/umm/1202/
Surgical Treatment for Acid Reflux
http://www.umm.edu/general_surgery/nissen_fundo.htm
Patient Success Story
http://www.umm.edu/general_surgery/sylvia_kramer.htm
Distributed by Tubemogul.
Typical Injuries to Surgeons with Dr. Adrian Park
According to the findings of a recent survey, surgeons who engage in minimally invasive, laparoscopic surgery, while providing great benefits to their patients, are possibly doing so at an increased risk to their own overall health and well being.
The survey, developed by Adrian E. Park, M.D., chief of general surgery at the University of Maryland Medical Center and professor of surgery and vice chair of the Department of Surgery at the University of Maryland School of Medicine, found that 87 percent of laparoscopic surgeons have experienced physical symptoms or discomfort as a result of managing the unique surgical constraints associated with laparoscopic surgery.
In this video, Dr. Park takes viewers into the operating room as he performs a laparoscopic nissen fundoplication procedure. Dr. Park explains the challenges of performing minimally invasive surgery and how these challenges limit the surgeon's movements and impact his or her body both during and after the procedure.
Related Links:
Dr. Adrian Park
http://www.umm.edu/doctors/adrian_e_park.html
Typical Injuries to Surgeons News Release
http://www.umm.edu/news/releases/mis_occupational_injuries.htm
UMMC Department of General Surgery
http://www.umm.edu/general_surgery/
UM Minimally Invasive Therapy Center
http://www.umm.edu/mitc/
MASTRI Center
http://www.mastri.umm.edu/
Patient Success Stories
http://www.umm.edu/mitc/success_stories.htm
Distributed by Tubemogul.
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
PreOp® Patient Education: Biopsy Surgery, General Surgery
http://www.PreOp.com
Patient ED @ 617-379-1582 INFO
On the day of your operation, you will be asked to put on a surgical gown.
You may receive a sedative by mouth and
an intravenous line may be put in.
You will then be transferred to the operating table.
Your doctor will scrub thoroughly and will apply an antiseptic solution to the skin around the area where the incision will be made.
Then, the doctor will place a sterile drape or towels around the operative site ... Patient Education
... and will inject a local anesthetic. This will sting a bit, usually, the surgeon will inject more than one spot - in order to make sure that the entire area is thoroughly numb.
After allowing a few minutes for the anesthetic to take effect, the surgeon will make a small incision.
Once the incision has been made, your doctor will begin looking for the lump.
You will feel some pressure or even slight tugging or pulling - but you should not feel any sharp pain.
Once the lump is removed, the doctor will close the skin over the incision as neatly and as cosmetically as they are able.
Finally, a sterile dressing is applied.
Your tissue specimen will be sent immediately to a lab for microscopic analysis. Your doctor will tell you when to expect results from the tests.
Patient Education Company
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
General Surgery Live @ Obscene Extreme 2004 1/2
General Surgery Live @ Obscene Extreme 1/2
Trutnov - Czech Republic - July 10, 2004
Tracklisting:
Pre-Bisectal Corrosive Immersion
Lab Rat
The Succulent Aftermath of a Subdural Haemorrhage
The County Medical Examiners - Cooperative Cadaveric Custody
Brutal goregrind. One of my personal favorite band.
Album: General Surgery / The County Medical Examiners split.
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CRUCIFYRE "Infernal Earthly Divine" Trailer
The true legend continues on with a newfound demon under the moniker CRUCIFYRE! With an astounding "Thessalonian Death Cult" demo under their belt, the debut full-length album "Infernal Earthly Divine" perfectly integrates the raw and unhinged sound from where they left off, proving once again old-school Swedish Death Metal's authenticity at best.
With members comprising of the legendary Morbid, Afflicted, Crematory and General Surgery, "Infernal Earthly Divine" is undoubtedly the most stripped-down, terrorizing Death Metal in its purest essence!
PreOp® Patient Education Minimal: Biopsy General Surgery
http://www.PreOp.com
Patient ED @ 617-379-1582 INFO
Your doctor has recommended that you undergo a biopsy procedure - or lumpectomy. But what does that actually mean?
Biopsy is a general term which simply means "the removal of tissue for microscopic examination."
Your doctor intends to remove tissue from your body, not because you're necessarily ill, but because biopsy is a very accurate method for analyzing unusual growths or other suspicious tissue. Because it provides such accurate diagnostic information, biopsy is an important diagnostic tool in the fight against cancer.
In your case, you have a suspicious lump or other tissue which needs to be examined. It may have been felt by you or your doctor... or spotted using other diagnostic tools such as x-ray.
Let's take a moment to look at the reasons why lumps or growths form. The body is made of many different kinds of tissues and those tissues are all subject to change during the course of a normal lifetime.
Usually, a thickening or lump turns out to be benign, or harmless, and often requires no treatment.
In some cases, lumps are malignant tumors, caused by the growth of cancerous cells. These growths need to be treated as rapidly as possible...
In order to learn more about the nature of the suspicious tissue, your doctor would like to surgically remove it.
Monday, November 1, 2010
Why I chose Einstein - General Surgery Resident
A General Surgery resident shares her experience and explains how her expectations have been met through her first two years within Albert Einstein Medical Center's Department of Surgery Residency.
To find out more about the General Surgery residency program click here: http://www.einstein.edu/education/residencies/15-pi/surgery-general.html
Lancaster General Heart Center: Cardiac Surgery
When its your heart, theres no such thing as a minor heart problem. Our Heart Center emphasizes cardiac education, prevention and early stage treatment. In fact, the comprehensive program weve developed has placed us among Americas 100 Top Hospitals for cardiovascular care (Independent nationwide evaluation conducted by Solucient, 2002). This tour features an introduction by Tim Zellers, MSN, CRNP, Vice President of Nursing and Operations, and a look at cardiac surgery offered at Lancaster General Hospital.
"Killer At Large" (Surgeon General says, 'obesity is the terror within...')
Obesity rates in the United States have reached epidemic proportions in recent years. The Centers for Disease Control estimate that at least 110,000 people die per year due to obesity and 1/3 of all cancer deaths are directly related to it.
Former Surgeon General Richard Carmona remarked that obesity is a more pressing issue than terrorism, 'Obesity is a terror within. It's destroying our society from within and unless we do something about it, the magnitude of the dilemma will dwarf 9/11 or any other terrorist event that you can point out...' From our human evolution and our changing environment to the way our government's public policies are actually causing obesity, "Killer at Large" shows how little is being done and more importantly, what can be done to reverse it.
"Killer at Large" also explores the human element of the problem with portions of the film that follow a 12-year old girl who has a controversial liposuction procedure to fix her weight gain and a number of others suffering from obesity, including filmmaker Neil Labute.
The film features interviews and covers events with such notable public figures as Former President Clinton, Ralph Nader, Senators Tom Harkin and Sam Brownback, Arnold Schwarzenegger, former Surgeon General Richard Carmona and a number of bestselling authors and renowned experts like Michael Pollan, Barry Glassner (Bowling for Columbine), Dr. Kelly Brownell (Supersize Me), Dr. Barry Poplin (Penn and Tellers Bullshit) and many others.
This film will be released on DVD in March 2009.
http://killeratlarge.com/main.html
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The Ultimate Brutal Death Metal/Goregrind/Porngrind Compilation Part 20
Part 20 of the compilation!-
Bands and songs in the video-
From Beyond-In The Corner(Czech Republic)
Funeral Inception-La Grand Muette(Indonesia)
Funeral Rape-Gang Bang Tales(Italy)
GAF-Rectal Erupsion(Finland)
Gangrena Febrosa-Clitomegalia y Almento Del Lib(Brazil)
Gathering Darkness-From The Ashes(Spain)
General Surgery-Exotoxic Septicity(Sweden)
Genital Grinder-Pathologic Disorder(France)
Ghouls-Until It Bleeds(Italy)
Glossectomy-Behold The Stuck Limbs(Japan)
Gomorrha-Eating Dead Flesh Of A Grannycunt(Germany)
Gonorrhea Pussy-Yellow Tea For Free(Germany)
Sunday, October 31, 2010
General Surgery - Video 1 - Maryland Deathfest 2007
General Surgery - Video 1 - Maryland Deathfest 2007
General Surgery - Ominous Lamentation
Instrumental from the Grindcore/Death Metal album "Necrology" by General Surgery.
I reccomend downloading it for free (and legally) at http://www.generalsurgery.nu/discography.php
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Sentara Spotlight: Dr. Mark Moniz, General Surgeon
Meet Dr. Moniz, a board-certified general surgeon in Williamsburg with a special interest in advanced laparoscopic procedures. As part of Sentara Surgery Specialists, he is one of many specially trained Sentara Medical Group surgeons raising the standard of surgical care in Hampton Roads. Call (757) 984-9850 to make an appointment.
Friday, October 29, 2010
Typical Injuries to Surgeons with Dr. Adrian Park
According to the findings of a recent survey, surgeons who engage in minimally invasive, laparoscopic surgery, while providing great benefits to their patients, are possibly doing so at an increased risk to their own overall health and well being.
The survey, developed by Adrian E. Park, M.D., chief of general surgery at the University of Maryland Medical Center and professor of surgery and vice chair of the Department of Surgery at the University of Maryland School of Medicine, found that 87 percent of laparoscopic surgeons have experienced physical symptoms or discomfort as a result of managing the unique surgical constraints associated with laparoscopic surgery.
In this video, Dr. Park takes viewers into the operating room as he performs a laparoscopic nissen fundoplication procedure. Dr. Park explains the challenges of performing minimally invasive surgery and how these challenges limit the surgeon's movements and impact his or her body both during and after the procedure.
Related Links:
Dr. Adrian Park
http://www.umm.edu/doctors/adrian_e_park.html
Typical Injuries to Surgeons News Release
http://www.umm.edu/news/releases/mis_occupational_injuries.htm
UMMC Department of General Surgery
http://www.umm.edu/general_surgery/
UM Minimally Invasive Therapy Center
http://www.umm.edu/mitc/
MASTRI Center
http://www.mastri.umm.edu/
Patient Success Stories
http://www.umm.edu/mitc/success_stories.htm
Distributed by Tubemogul.
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Becoming a Doctor: General Surgery with Dr. Richard Prinz
Dr. Ogan Gurel interviews Dr. Richard Prinz (Chairman & Professor of Surgery at Rush University Medical Center) about the specialty of general surgery and some advice on becoming a doctor.
For MCAT prep, see http://www.gunnertraining.com/programs/premed
For Dr. Prinz's discussion on pancreatico-biliary surgery (aimed at a physician audience) see the 2nd half of the InTimeTV Insights in Medicine internet TV talk show episode "Update on Pancreatico-Biliary Surgery" at:
mms://68.251.204.75/video/intimetv/iim028.wmv
Day in the life of Dr. Terryl Times, general surgeon
Here's your opportunity to spend time with a Sentara Williamsburg Regional Medical Center surgeon, meet his patients and see how
surgery puts lives back together.
General Procedures in Oral Surgery
This tape, with the use of a hypothetical patient, demonstrates treatment planning and instrumentation in Oral Surgery. Orig. air date: JUN 5 72
What Is Grindcore?
Idea/Video by Jay Decay
Drawing by Melissa Cardinale
Brutal Goregrind music by General Surgery
http://www.JayDecay.com
General Hospital - Spinelli has Surgery - 08/26/08
General Hospital
Spinelli has Surgery
August 26th, 2008
Maxie tells Matt to give Spinelli the surgery.
During the surgery Nadine questions everything Matt is doing and gets kicked out.
Maxie makes sure that Matt doesn't do anything to affect Spinelli's health.
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
General Surgery - Convivial Corpse Disposal Methodology
From the album "Left Hand Pathology" (2006).
Lyrics:
Pathological waste abounds
Cadavers lined wall to wall
Foul-whiffing stiffs all around
A bonfire would clean it all
Frenzied cauterization
Now seems slightly passé
A more gleeful method seems fitting
To spread havoc and disharmony
Dispensation of carrion embellished
In a delightfully mirthful way
The disposal of my spent toys
A most superbly distasteful fray
Mannequins discretely exchanged
For a different fashion model
Now view the spring collection
As worn by bloated corpses
The ghastly remains strategically placed in public spots
Much to the amusement of my like-minded pathologist chums
De-truncating limbs, slack heads are lopped
Soak the pieces in preservatives to debar foul rot
Wrap the stinking presents and then regroup
To deliver bloody packages to your front stoops
Blithely positioning cadavers on a park bench
Horrified children recoil and blench
Hang a corpse by its intestines from a nearby tree
For the public to admire my disposal methodology
Our gruesome tasks masked by off-putting gaiety
The jocular demeanour veils your repugnance but barely
Jovially dissecting and disposing of the gore
Our brash disposal methods leave you shaken to your core
Unauthorized surgeries
Dismantling anatomy
Solemnizing necrotomies
Convivial Corpse Disposal Methodology
Suspended stiffs on wires
Make for hours of entertainment
A pus-dripping puppet show
An enchanting display of debasement
The jovial sense of misconduct
Derived from the publics disgust
Young and old repelled by the reek
of rank, putrefying meat
The mortuary waste diminishing for every prank
Cadaveric clean-up of my vile, putrescent body bank
Tossing rigored stiffs from embankments and cliffs
Setting carcasses ablaze, and other procedures most comedic
Our ingenuity is tested when our patients die
Inventive methods of disposal our modus operandi
Villainy demonstrated with our internment techniques
Bodies stored in 50-gallon drums until they start to leak
Mincing the dead into finely ground organic scrap
Mulching your garden with our latest mishap
Rollicking through our disposal drills
Dispatching the murdered is better than the kill
Slowly dissolved in acid, encased in tar
Or dumped in plastic bags from a moving car
Unauthorized surgeries
Dismantling anatomy
Solemnizing necrotomies
Convivial Corpse Disposal Methodology
La Jolla Plastic Surgeon
Dr. Tom Pousti is a La Jolla / San Diego Cosmetic Plastic Surgeon specializing in Reconstructive and Cosmetic Plastic Surgery and is dedicated to restoring appearance, self-esteem, function, and quality of life to his patients. After 17 years of extensive medical and surgical training, Dr. Tom Pousti is double board certified in General Surgery as well as Plastic and Reconstructive Surgery.
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
FORTIS LA FEMME- CENTRE FOR WOMEN OF INTERNATIONAL STANDARD
A unique facility, dedicated to the healthcare of a woman. Medical care at this Fortis facility spans Obstetrics, Gynaecology, Neonatology, General Surgery, Cosmetic Surgery, Breast Surgery and Health Checks. Fortis La Femme is reflection of quality patient care with respect to tie-ups it has with international insurance companies such as BUPA International, IHI (Denmark), Aetna, Cigna, World Access, International SOS, HTH Worldwide and Vanbreda.
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